{"product_id":"the-von-something-stupid-hot","title":"THE VON (something STUPID HOT)","description":"\u003ch2\u003e💀 This Is Not A Sauce. This Is A Reckoning.\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cblockquote\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e⚠️ WARNING:\u003c\/strong\u003e By purchasing THE VON x CHSH CHILLI CREATIONS \"STUPID HOT CHALLENGE SAUCE\", you acknowledge this product contains an extreme level of heat. Purchase and consumption is entirely at your own risk. CHSH.CHILLI_CREATIONS holds no responsibility for any physical distress resulting from handling or consumption. Keep away from eyes and children.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhen CHSH.Chilli_Creations teamed up with Steven (VON), the result was never going to be sensible. This is the \u003cstrong\u003eStupid Hot Challenge Sauce\u003c\/strong\u003e — a brutal, unforgiving, 10-million SHU++ monster built for one purpose: to break the brave and expose the pretenders.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCrafted in a \u003cstrong\u003elimited 120ml batch\u003c\/strong\u003e, this sauce is a full-throttle assault of Reapers, Crossbreeds, and 10M++ SHU Extract, backed by citrus bite and BBQ-style depth. It's not just hot — it's mean. 120ml of pure regret. Zero apologies.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🔥 10,000,000++ SHU — not a typo\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🌶️ Reapers \u0026amp; Crossbreeds — the world's most savage peppers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🍋 Citrus bite — lemon, lime \u0026amp; apple cider vinegar\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🍯 Finished with CHSH HONEY BURN for a cruel sweet note\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e⚠️ Limited 120ml batch — once it's gone, it's gone\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🔥 The Challenge Rules:\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Dose\u003c\/strong\u003e — Shake well. Pour one full teaspoon. No half measures.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Hold\u003c\/strong\u003e — No drink. No rescue food. 5 minutes of raw suffering.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Proof\u003c\/strong\u003e — Stay in full view of witnesses or camera. No hiding. No off-screen crying.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Victory\u003c\/strong\u003e — When the timer hits zero, you've survived. Congratulations — you're officially unhinged.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eIngredients:\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eReapers • Crossbreeds • 10M++ SHU Extract • Lemon • Lime • Apple Cider Vinegar • Malt Vinegar • CHSH HONEY BURN • Mint • Onion • Garlic\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eCHSH — Can't Handle Such Heat? This one's not for you. And that's okay. 💀\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"CHSH.CHILLI_CREATIONS","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53778375934318,"sku":null,"price":16.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0980\/6567\/8702\/files\/rn-image_picker_lib_temp_5d9127d9-1483-460f-bc76-e7b9f251e696.png?v=1779075696","url":"https:\/\/chshchillicreations.com\/products\/the-von-something-stupid-hot","provider":"CHSH.CHILLI_CREATIONS","version":"1.0","type":"link"}